Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Presnt MBA course must be relooked and etics and moral must be included. Present MBA( and allied courses) is producing obssessed and maniacs chasing money at any cost overlooking its effect on society and humans. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - *Jay Leno* 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street- *Jay Leno* 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker . *The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW* 4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker ? *A tie* 5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that *on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left. 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - *Jay Leno* 7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar -* Jay Leno* 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Obama's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures. *Jay Leno* 9. President Obama's response was to support some small business owners in America. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21. - *Jay Leno* 10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. * I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.* *NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS* *CEO* --Chief Embezzlement Officer. *CFO* -- Corporate Fraud Officer. *BULL MARKET* -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. *BEAR MARKET* -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry. *VALUE INVESTING* -- The art of buying low and selling lower. *P/E RATIO* -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. *BROKER* -- What my broker has made me. *STANDARD & POOR* -- Your life in a nutshell.. *STOCK ANALYST* -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. *STOCK SPLIT* -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. *FINANCIAL PLANNER* -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. *MARKET CORRECTION* -- The day after you buy stocks. *CASH FLOW*-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. *YAHOO* -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. *WINDOWS* -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. *INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR* -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. *PROFIT* -- An archaic word no longer in use
Sunday, November 13, 2011
[menow] Reply to query raised by Shri Bharat Chudiwalaji ....Seat Belts Save lives???? Namaskar. I want to simplify life by saying we should not delve in to all issues. Human rights, dignity, development , corruption free society, right to get lawful work done in right time, are issues which we must all be alert and protect our rights and for which we have to be alert, thinking, vocal and if needed should fight for like Annaji and commonmen and even media did recently. But many other things we must leave on sensibilities of govt. machinery like traffic rules, pollution, population, dance bars, gutka, smoking , saving greenery, protecting wild life, conserving resources etc etc If there r no enough rules then we may raise issues but when there are enough rules then we must blindly follow them and be a resposible citizen. These rules are framed after lot of studies, lot of efforts, experties, expirience go in to making rules. Since there r many countries who are already ahead of us in many ways so they face the music too before us so while framing a rule even our govt . experts take in to account how and why from issues affecting them and rules framed by them. Motor accidents are also similar issue. The modern cars with quick pick up and high speed and express highways / flyovers have come up. To control severe damage to drivers and passengers the belts are must. But not many care so the strict law. I feel even Air bags will be compulsory in a year or two. Country can not afford paraplegics everywhere due to car accidents. Similarly speeds are also regulated by authorities. So to avoid severe accidents as happened in the case of Salman Khan there r speed limits and everyone must adhere to them without being smart or feeling superior or feeling he is VIP and is above law. Specially parents must educate teens to learn driving discipline as their life is the costliest and that is a age when they are negiligient. Similarly alcohol. Govt is doing their best to eduacte and punish such motorists but many still undermine the law and suffer or make others suffer. At times I find govt / ministry has made a very good law but even judiciary has unnecessarily intervrned. Like govt has to manage law and order, health of citizens and therefore they are best to decide timing of bars, ladies bar, sale of Gutka etc but thru PIL courts have intervened where they should not. But same judiciary has also passed so many bold and visionary orders that we can breathe a free air or if was fully left in the hands of only govt then we could be just living like in banana republic. So things go on ... we must delve only on very cocerning issues and let experts in bureacracy frame good laws and we follow them. Thanks and Regards, Alok Tholiya To: email@example.com From: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2011 18:01:48 +0530 Subject: Re: [menow] Seat Belts Save lives!!! Dear Alokji, I have a question, which I often ask myself or even a traffic cop!!! Which is a better option??? To Wear a SEAT BELT and DRIVE FASTER!!! (You may SAVE YOURSELF, but what about PEDASTRIANS???) It seems we have forgotten NANDAs and SALMAN KHAN!!! or NOT TO WEAR A SEAT BELT but DRIVE SLOWER?? You save yourself, but more importantly you DONT KILL OTHERS!!!) Bharat
Vijay Mallaya has offered PM Rs 1500/- crore for UP elections and in turn he is getting bail out package being drafted by Prafull patel, Vaylar ravi, digvijay singh and Kapil sibbal . If some one does not file writ or an agitation is started then we will loose another 7000 crores which cud be used for poor, down trodden, widow, sr citizens, patients,or for development. And after bailing out Mallaya is going to take Sonia, Rahul, Manmohan etc for photo shoot of calender showing naked girls. ......Wake sleeping Indians, if u pay taxes, pay for high cost petrol etc etc then raise voice before govt coofeers are emptied on Vijay Mallaya for splurging on girls, horses, wine, race etc etc.. ...Alok Tholiya aloktholiya.blogspot.com --- In email@example.com, karmayog
> On 12-Nov-2011, at 6:54 PM, SURENDRA MALHOTRA wrote:
> It is well known in the aviation circle as to how this syndicate of Jet,Kingfisher and the aviation minister have been looting the tax payer.
> First they made Air India sick and now because they dont want to pay they want the tax payer to pay for their extravagant jaunts.
> What about the money made by these airlines when they treble the fares.The govt has no control.
> Why other airlines like Indigo and spice are not in the red.
> If at all the govt wants to bail out then they should first bail out the farmers who are committing suicides.
> Because of wrong policies of the govt many industries have become sick.How about bailing them out.
> No one asks this govt why plastic raw material is available at almost half the price in China.
> No one asks this govt as to why in Bangla desh petrol is available at Rs 45.
> If at all some one needs bailing out it is the common man burdened by inflation ,corruption and terrorism.
> INDIA FIRST